I'll spare you the negotiations - - but what it boiled down to, was I agreed to stitch together 20 knitted blocks that were donated to a group she works with that cares for abandoned cats and dogs. She was feeling pretty sure that the blocks could but put together to make a nice blanket that they could auction off to raise funds for the group.
The reality of it? I have ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE of the weirdest creations ever knitted.
The casting on and casting off techniques are completely unique to me - - I can't say I've ever seen anything quite like them.
And there are at least two full cats of fur knit into these...uh....trapezoids. The cast-on edge is about 20" - - the cast-off edge is 14". The are slightly "C" shaped, and about 9" wide. The donor intended them to be used as bedding in the cages for the homeless kitties.
WHAT am I supposed to do with these? They aren't suitable for anything except bedding for cats.